Released: May 01st, 1998
Running Time: 85
Director: Jim Powers
Company: JM Productions
Distribution Companies: Legend
Cast: Dave Hardman, Dick Nasty, Billy Glide, Mercedes (I), Dalny Marga, Lexi Leigh, Breanna Bliss
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
To actively enjoy this tape one has to buy into knee socks and all the playful innuendo that goes along with them. Not to mention the Hula Hoop - which seems to be the prop that sets Dick Nasty's pecker into action. All of which comes out in the opening scene, when a cute blonde offers her ass and her innocence to Dick, poolside.
Dave Hardman, on the other hand, is more into countertops when his robust blond housekeeper convinces him that she's of legal status. Got to watch out for that underage butt-fucking, we always say. Dave comes all over Mary Janes, by the way.
In another anal episode, pool-playing Nasty and Billy Glide work as an uncle-nephew team, putting their eight-balls squarely into Dalny Marga's back pocket. Then Hardman, playing one of his inbred redneck characters, offers a lost hiker the hospitality of his sweaty mattress and a poke in the ass.
The subject matter speaks for itself, so stock in those sections that particularly cater to young woman fantasies.