Released: May 01st, 1998
Running Time: 88
Director: Jim Powers
Company: JM Productions
Distribution Companies: Legend Video
Cast: Brooke Ashley, Jeff Mann, Shawnee, Rick Masters, Rod Fontana, Don Fernando, Kiki (I), Tony Everready, Byron Long, Nellie Pierce, Notorious D
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
No, that's not your Slavic grandfather thundering, "In old country, woman know what they suppose' to do!" - it's a fake-mustachioed Rod Fontana, doing his impression of an Asian businessman. Fontana's dry-cleaning establishment employs only hot Asian babes whose customers thoroughly enjoy their special services.
Brooke Ashley entices Fontana and four black guys in an anal-and-d.p. mini-gangbang, taking many facials and a shot in the eye for her trouble. Ever the entrepreneur, Fontana's also got a massage business, teaching Shawnee how it's done while she shoots him a few priceless what-I-gotta-put-up-with-from-these-white-devils-for-a-buck glances. Nellie Pierce does Rick Masters in a lengthy, satisfactory multi-positional. Then there's Kiki, a drop-dead gorgeous Chinese girl who manages not to sound like she spent her formative years at the Sherman Oaks Galleria, anally captivating porn's answer to Robby Benson, Don Fernando.
Powers' fondness for cutaway transitions and instantly-irritating "fuckee-suckee" repartee notwithstanding, it's stock-worthy.