Remember petite Rene Summers, of big-budget feature films from days gone by? She ain't so petite anymore, but what she gained in padding she also gained in the ability to squirt torrents of titty-juice, which soaks her and an even more poundful partner in a decent dildo-wielding lesbothon.

Steve Hatcher also proves to be a worthwhile bedmate for Rene in a subsequent tryst, where she pauses long enough to relieve her swollen nipples with one of those Frankenstein-ish pregnancy breast pumps.

These scenes alone should be enough to warrant recommending the tape to your customers, but beware the following segments with the not-so winning combo of tattoos and stretch marks.