The Falcon philosophy on relationships can be summed up as follows: A hot lover shouldn’t keep you from having sex with even hotter guys. This feature, starring Kyle Becker and Marco Antonio, illustrates that philosophy to perfection.

The video opens with Becker and Antonio in bed, engaging in a little post-coital rehash. That leads to recollections of the best sex out stars/lovers have ever had. Needless to say, if the sex were with each other there wouldn’t be much of a story, so it’s time for a couple of flashbacks and a little sneaking around before our cheating couple romantically reunites.

Although Becker conspicuously services the god-like Mike Branson poolside, Antonio is nowhere to be found in his flashback with quintessential farmboy Jeremy Penn and sly-but-slutty Brian Daniels out behind the barn. However, Antonio more than makes up for it when he slips off for a three-way with blond bottom Brennan Foster and the lanky and uncut Jean Rivera. All Becker gets to do, by contrast, is watch Rod Barry play with his ass and beat off… not a bad consolation prize, if you ask us.

As far as year-end honors are concerned, Branson and Penn are at the top of our list.