It's said that comedy's the hardest to realize, an adage proven with this spoof, which lurches from a right-on deadpan parody to some pretty obvious s"schtick." Ah, the vagaires of doing good work on a porn schedule.

Henri Pachard plays an aging milkman who bemoans the lack of personal service in the lactose delivery biz. He flashes back to more innocent days when he (i.e. Bobby Vitale) stood for truth, justice and a few quick side boffs on the milk run.

A heated anal romp in his truck with Kim Kummings sets us up for an even better tryst with Sindee Coxx, with plenty of (always undervalued) 69 action. Company boss Steve Drake has a fairly good tabletop tangle with Madelyn Knight, but this hetero encounter doesn't pack the heat that her carpet-munching does - and her presence here is practically a cameo role.

A few of the other scenes are shoehorned in to fit the bill. A stockable film.