Bob Goldthwait's Shakes The Clown was described by the New York Times as "the Citizen Kane of alcoholic clown movies." It therefore must be safe to refer to Eartha Quake's I've Got Milk as "the Poseidon Adventure of interracial fat-lady lactation features." Every "babe" here must weight in on the high side of 250, which explains the general lack of missionary positions being used. Oh, well… Overweight people need sex too, but they deserve better than this.