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Eartha Quake's I've Got Milk

Released: Mar 01st, 1998
Running Time: 73
Director: Nancy Nemo
Company: Stardust Video
Cast: Dick Nasty, Sindee Williams, Armando (I), Mark Beast, Roland (I), Eartha Quake, Andy Boy
Critical Rating: AA
Genre: Specialty

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Critical Rating: AA

Bob Goldthwait's Shakes The Clown was described by the New York Times as "the Citizen Kane of alcoholic clown movies." It therefore must be safe to refer to Eartha Quake's I've Got Milk as "the Poseidon Adventure of interracial fat-lady lactation features." Every "babe" here must weight in on the high side of 250, which explains the general lack of missionary positions being used. Oh, well… Overweight people need sex too, but they deserve better than this.


 

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Stardust Video
Dick Nasty
Sindee Williams
Armando (I)
Mark Beast
Roland (I)
Eartha Quake
Andy Boy
Nancy Nemo

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