Released: Oct 01st, 1999
Running Time: 80
Director: Jerome Tanner
Cast: Julie Meadows, Cheyne Collins, Inari Vachs, Brick Majors, Anastasia (I), Carter Ward, Gina Ryder, Shasta, Jack Hammer, Wendy Divine, Nick East
Critical Rating: AAA
Urban cowboy couples who long to tread the wild sexual frontiers may take a hankerin\' to this mildly varied fare.
In Jerome Tanner's latest horse opera, Nick East rides into town wearing a rented Stetson to marry Julie Meadows, his late pappy's mistress. Neither one can inherit the fortune until they carry out the dead pervert's last wishes. Meadows is cool to the idea of consummating the union. "I'm gonna feed you cowboy -- I ain't gonna fuck you." To which he artfully persuades, "You don't have to enjoy it. Pretend you're at the dentist's office: it will all be over in five minutes. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, a Western Swingers convention is presenting historically inaccurate vignettes of pioneer sex. There is an awkward threeway in a covered wagon and a mean little sex show holding forth in the saloon. Eventually Meadows warms up to East and they all celebrate with a happy ending orgy.
Meadows is her usual spunky self throughout and she sure looks cute giving head in a cowboy hat. Too bad Legend didn't have the faith to put her on the box cover. Her fellow cast members are a bit mule bitten by comparison, except for Anastasia, who is unfortunately assigned the low card in a threeway. Extra credit should be given to Maya for swinging her Miss Kitty so ruggedly in the saloon.