Released: May 01st, 1997
Running Time: 60, 60, 60, 60
Director: Randy De Troit
Company: Adult VideoSeens
Cast: Legit, Queenie, Randy De Troit, Woo Woo, Tony Everready, Trinket, Cheri Swells, Celine (I), Jammy
Critical Rating: Not Yet Rated
To observe the depths of professional incompetence, look no further than this series of doggedly pathetic, anti-erotic videos, which at their best resemble a few reels of WWII army films stock unearthed by aliens and accidentally exposed to the light of day. The picture rolls constantly often going blank for lengthy stretches like an intermission for the congenitally stupid.
Oh, it's a hoot, all right. It's packed with passionless, mechanical fucking, and pop shots are captured either in a blurry zoom or not at all. Half of these plum black ladies can't even keep their wigs on, and the guys are as premature as the balanced budget amendment. If one listens with enough patience, you'll hear De Troit giving directions (and his studio phone number) to the rest of the cast yet to arrive, as well as a constantly blasting shower in the background.