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Released: Jul 01st, 1997
Running Time: 120
Director: Tom Byron
Company: Tom Byron Pictures
Distribution Companies: Elegant Angel Productions
Cast: Shadow, Sean Michaels, Alyssa Love, Nikki Nyce, Sean Ryder, Pearl Essence, Randy West, Billy Glyde, Nellie Pierce, Mishi
Critical Rating: Not Yet Rated
Stop Tom Byron before he hurts himself.
With almost monotonous regularity, but the pleasant regularity of Ex-Lax, Lord Byron's Cumback Pussy series, with its easy-as-you-go manner, consistently intrigues, tantalizes and otherwise convinces this editorship that hope springs eternal for butt fucking.
Byron's personality has a lot to do with it, of course. But, believe you me, the feast-your-eyes lenswork is nothing to sneeze at when it comes to putting your dick right there in the driver's seat. Or, in this case, the passenger's seat.
Tagging along for the ride in Cumback Pussy 7 is a car pool of lovelies, each babe truly exceptional by any critical standards of judgment.
Nellie Pierce is a discovery from Filthy First Timers 7, and seven's evidently the charm, here. Speaking of rolling crap, Byron fucks it out of Nellie by licking her asshole like a cupcake then turning her butt into a moist and juicy, oven-ready baked ham. Spread-ass doggie angles and a spoon-style ass fuck in which Byron plants his clove, recommends this pairing for a close second and third look.
No relation to Lamont Cranston, Shadow drops her polka dot drawers for Byron, allowing his elephant-hide balls to be virtually engulfed in the beckoning jungle of her eager butthole.
To say that you could pick Byron's wrinkled nuts out of a police lineup is in no way minimizing the impact of his scene with bondage-clad Nikki Nyce. Except to say, Byron's wrinkled nuts take center stage when they swing and sway in the breeze like a flag, thanks to a spirited side saddle anal.
Blonde Mishi has a face that defines excessively cute, and her shapely legs are custom made for walking shorts. So much for the shorts when Sean Ryder lets his fingers do the walking in Mishi's asshole. With Byron joining in for the d.p., Mishi commits to the grand and glorious tradition of being ceremonially butt fucked on the plush green altar of the ubiquitous pool table.
Cuteness comes further defined when Alyssa Love takes screen in a wheel of fortune bedroom finale. Sean Michaels concentrates on Alyssa while Randy West and Billy Glyde go clamming for Pearl Essence. West, who looks like he's running the marathon at high altitude, nails Pearl in the ass doggie-style; and Michaels, for variety's sake, finds "Love" in the missionary-anal position.
If you've been looking for love in all the wrong places, stock this entire series immediately. We might be trying to tell you something.