Released: Oct 01st, 1997
Running Time: 84
Director: Cash Markman
Company: Erotic Angel
Distribution Companies: Midnight
Cast: Kyle Stone (I), Tatiana (I), Steve Austin, Morgan Fairlane, Alex Dane, Scott Styles, Farrah
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
In another era, in another lifetime, The First Whore's Club might well have been titled Whore Wars.
More generic than specific to the recent mainstream film of a similar title, it details the mishaps of three "downtrodden whores" (Farrah, Alex Dane and Morgan Fairlane) who are caught between the rock of a pimp (Frank Bukkwyd in a nomination-worthy non-sex role) and the hard place of a madam (Tatiana) who bears more than a passing resemblance to Cruella DeVil. The more cynical may suggest that writer/director Cash Markman bought a ticket to Fantasyland if the thinks "downtrodden" and "whore" can be lumped in the same sentence. But the viewer can feel confident buying into the premise because The First Whore's Club is lively and often times pretty funny.
Scott Styles, as the chief exec (his Bill Clinton impersonation is a gas), has a secret cabinet meeting with waitress/whore Fairlane, which solicits thoughts about mayonnaise on a woman's inner thigh. Styles licks it off, then is told it ain't mayonnaise.
Embellished with clever blue screen gimmicks and a potent outdoor three-way that glops some 10W40 lookalike on the butts of Tatiana and Fairlane, The First Whores Club will definitely give the couples market its fare share of entertainment.