Forget running for the border. Whatever you do, don't order that special (Mike) Hott sauce. Watching this can be traumatic and viewers will never look at another taco or burrito the same way again. Or birthday cake. Or melons. Or pizza.

The idea is simple: Funny skits result in sex with threesomes (one girl, two guys). The guys must never have seen an adult video, 'cause instead of whacking off on the gal, they shoot their wads on available edible food items. The girls then eat the spunk-soaked snacks. With a smile. Ecch.

Special kudos to Elle DeVyne for an inspired prelude to brunch. Talk about two guys, a girl and a pizza. And she won't eat anchovies…

Jackie Hunt's birthday cake with that special icing was interesting, and Tawni Lyons' burrito should cause those entering a drive-through to check their orders at least twice for extra ingredients.

Cream on your strawberries, anyone?