Released: Dec 01st, 1997
Running Time: 85
Director: Jim Enright
Company: Klimaxxx Productions
Cast: T.T. Boy, Brad Armstrong, Toni James, Chloe (I), Johnni Black, Tony Tedeschi, Peter North, Nici Sterling, Shanna McCullough
Critical Rating: AAAA 1/2
The scene: Claudio's party boat. Dozens of people are drinking and socializing, with several of the ladies topless. Suddenly a small plane swoops overhead, drawing everyone's attention skyward. Seven skydivers leap from the plane, link hands and form a human circle. An eighth daredevil dives directly through the center of the circle, hits the silk and lands in the water near the boat. It's Shanna McCullough… and her hair isn't even mussed!
Now, that's a special-effects-laden opener worthy of consideration at awards time!
McCullough is secret agent Amanda Wreckenwith, and before they even roll the opening titles, she's recovered the CD-ROM with the nuclear destruct codes and don’t a really nice job of filling out that pink bikini.
If it sounds like Jane Bond is back in action… you better believe it, buddy!
Of course, it's tough to make a feature that's both long on good sex scenes and packed with the action one expects from the secret agent genre, but director/editor Enright acquits himself well. Besides the explosive ending, Seduce & Destroy offers a variety of locations (though we kinda doubt they went to France for one sex scene), not to mention some of the hottest babes in porn today.
And who better fits that title than Chloe, who loves cock so much she sometimes seems transfixed by the penetration? Or in this case, double penetration, by T.T. Boy and Tony Tedeschi, after the natural-titted brunette cowgirls Boy's cock through her backdoor. Twin sperm spurts to her mouth cap the scene well.
But it's all a ruse to get the guys' money by drugging them with the secret formula invented by villainess Anna Mosity (Nici Sterling,) whose hencewomen Toni James, Johnni Black and Chloe engage in a scorching lick-and-dildo session with her that'll be looked at by all of our awards judges.
After a terrific cowgirl/mish tumble with boss Wilde Oscar, McCullough's assigned to protect billionaire Vince Vouyer from Sterling's evil clutches… and what better way to do it than by letting him fuck her missionarily, then having Vouyer's flesh violin play beautiful music in her butt? But as Shanna cleans up in the shower, Black and Chloe sneak in and steal the loot anyway.
Then things really kick into high gear. Sterling captures McCullough and Wilde, and after relating a b/b/g flashback with Peter North and Brad Armstrong that leaves Sterling coated with cum, the buxom Brit sets Black and James to ferret out Wilde's secrets. A little pussy-licking, a little mish, a little horsie action later, and what have you got? Wilde frosting both the gals' faces, that's what.
Add in some humor, excellent camera work by Frank Marino and a Bondian ending, and you'll find you have a tape with enough legs to keep moving off the shelves for weeks.