Released: Dec 01st, 1997
Running Time: 75
Director: Jim Enright
Company: Vivid Entertainment Group
Cast: Peter North, Heather Hunter, Alyssa Love, Jon Dough, Lexus, Alyssa Allure, Chloe (I), Tony Tedeschi, Janet Jacme
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
There's a whole lot to like about Heather Hunter's newest star turn for Vivid, Cream On: An attractive cast, natural boobs (five out of six women), three facial cumshots, condoms (two scenes out of five), humor and jazz music. Whew!
Heather works at a publishing house where her boss, the lithesome Lexus, has her reviewing "erotic" manuscripts… and their authors. When Jon Dough, as an author/actor with an ego but no clue, drops his pants as well as his tome, Hunter is on him like a Bosnian on a bagel. The sheer contract of Heather's petite frame accommodating Dough's huge dick, helped along by some nasty camera angles, shoots the pornographic quotient of this scene through the ceiling.
Janet Jacme does a cute comic turn as porn's answer to The Three Faces of Eve, with Tony Tedeschi (as Heather's ex) and peter North (as Heather's Boy Friday). The sight of pert Jacme doing a reverse cowgirl with a mouthful of dick is porn at its most basic and true… as is the great double b.j. finish, with Tedeschi dropping his perfectly-aimed cum-pearls into Janet's waiting mouth. Yum!
Chloe plays Heather's best friend, a TV talk show hostess. After a taping, the perky brunette teases Heather about being too uptight… so quicker than you can say "lesbo love," they're naked and licking. Lucky Heather gets to sample Chloe's sweet pink nipples. Add some great camera angles and different-than-usual positions, and a fun time was had by all.
Boss Lexus has the ice-bitch role, leading Peter North and Alyssa Allure in a three-way with an anal climax. The scene is helped by several full-body shots that sllow the viewer to appreciate the beauty of the performers as well as the sight of North's pole in Allure's ass. Good work!
The finale has Alyssa Love (she of the pierced tongue) getting it on with the self-centered Dough. He masterfully slaps her ass cheeks in a way that gives the viewer a real sense of the feel of Love's flesh. Love herself plays the petulant, horny nymph to perfection, riding Dough's cock with detached aplomb.
As the vid's parody title suggests, Heather's most private thoughts are shown as black-and-white clips from the Vivid archives, and they're definitely good for a few laughs. Tom Byron as a caveman? Jamie Gillis in a leather banana hammock holding a whip? Ya gotta see it.
This is a terrific couples tape for those who already watch features together.