Released: Oct 01st, 1997
Running Time: 105
Director: Steve Perry
Company: H.K. Video
Distribution Companies: VCA
Cast: Roxi (I), Nikki (I), Ben Dover, Wendy (I), Others
Critical Rating: AAAA
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Despite their startling witlessness, these gals are rampant fucking machines whose very existence seems to depend on satisfying the likes of Ben and his crew, who jump into the sexual shrapnel with the enthusiasm of combat photographers at the Tet offensive.
Wendy, a modestly dressed librarian-type gal with glasses, begins to tear into her partner with a startling, Jekyll-turned-Hyde frenzy. Her swollen clit seems to become the very center of the universe as she pummels her way to climax after climax, and her reward is a double load in the kisser. Surely, a nomination-worthy scene.
A bleached-blonde bitch from Birmingham, outfitted in outrageous cut-offs and a latex top, takes on two fellers in another highly recommended match. This ribald threesome engage in every position in the book, including the rarely-ventured "reverse crab."
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