If the first four volumes of Amateur Hawaii Coeds offer any indication, one can safely draw the conclusion that Hawaii Glamour Productions isn't in bed with the Honolulu Chamber of Commerce.
Pretty girls, Holy Don Ho, yes. A breathtaking picture postcard of the islands, this video series ain't. At least, not so far - observing the fact the format's been holding as rigid as Jack Lord's pompadour.
A private home pool, a bathtub and a ubiquitous air conditioner are the evocative set pieces in these two volumes. So, if that sort of minimalism successfully evokes images of being stretched out naked on the luxurious sands of Waikiki, allowing your romantic fantasies to drift in the general direction of Max Von Sydow, congratulations. James Michener is looking for a ghost writer, and you're it.
Theresa and her broad, bubbly ass occupy your attention in Vol. 3, while highlights of Vol. 4 are basically up for grabs. Safe to say, Janice's poolside romp gets the outrigger paddling in the right direction.
Adding to the disconnected charm-of-it-all is the occasional intrusion of a still photographer walking in and out of the video shoot.
Book 'em, Dan-o.