Released: Oct 01st, 1997
Running Time: 134
Director: Patrick Collins
Company: Elegant Angel Productions
Cast: Julian St. Jox, Sean Michaels, Roxanne Hall, Hatman, Peter Romero, Lexi Leigh, Alexandra Silk, Randee Lee, Mr. Marcus, J.J. Michaels, Sana Fey, Roscoe Bowltree, Precious Silver, Tom Byron, Suzi Suzuki, Donna Warner, Brian Surewood, Alec Stone, Raylene, Hayley-Jane Russell, Tonisha Mills, Marc Wallice, Mustang Sally Layd
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Sexually, Bottom Dweller 5 has its moments. That is, when it's not turning into some kind of AA meeting for compulsive ass fuckers. At its best when working the high seas, this outing, unfortunately, makes the gentle mistake of steering landward after the first sex scene. Then it becomes just another good video, but one lacking the kind of personality to truly show off the cut of its jib.
His last boat now playing footsie with Davy Jones, Harry Dweller (Roscoe Bowltree) seeks a new ship. And what a crew she has. First mates Tonisha Mills and Sana Fey indulge in various forms of nude horseplay, including a mutual ass eating episode that inspires a muscular crew member to fuck Tonisha's mouth and cum on her back. Among other things.
Quicker than you can say Three Faces of Eve, we've got another video concept entirely with two indoor orgy scenes vying for inclusion in the Sears catalogue of sex. Drawling like some tent preacher over meetings designed for "getting comfortable with our sexuality." In this instance, one is led naturally to believe that getting comfortable is synonymous with getting fucked in the ass - those chores left to Suzi Suzuki, Lexi Leigh and Donna Warner, whose scarred back looks as though it's been trashed by a lava flow during a Dante's Peak fallout.
The second orgy, with another huge cast of characters, showcases the ample sexual talents of Kim Chambers clone Precious Silver. Let's just say a play-by-play man would go nuts trying to give you the action.
Marv Albert, where are you when we need you?