Released: Aug 01st, 1997
Running Time: 135
Director: Robert Black
Distribution Companies: Elegant Angel Productions
Cast: Paul Cox, Denise Peters, Stephanie DuValle, Anasis, Nellie Pierce, Jay Ashley, Erica Lockett, Tia (I), Dick Nasty, Tricia Devereaux, Alyssa Allure
Critical Rating: AAAA
For reasons far too complicated to elaborate here, Ass, Gas & Mystical Glop is already one of the more controversial titles of the year.
Translation: stock this sonofagun.
In serving up his usual brand of profane intros (think Joe Pesci in Goodfellas), director Robert Black informs us that this is part of a trilogy in the grand scheme of things. Rob, Coppola makes trilogies.
Self-proclamation aside, what really ingratiates this title is Black's unique manner of delivery. With the eyes of a wounded timber wolf, Black establishes contact and sucks in the viewer, conspiratorially allowing him to feel part of some big cosmic scam. Then, of course, Black delivers the goods —big time— embellishing it with porno buzz words like "vile," "fucked-up" and "filthy."
The point of most of the "vile" scenes in this exercise is the shock value of watching a female getting fucked in the ass only to have the cum sucked out of her butt crack with a straw. and in matter-of-fact terms, at that. So what was once the outré sex scene in adult video is, in Black feature, pretty much like having a casual fountain soda at Schwab's. To illustrate the point, Alyssa Allure sucks Nellie Pierce's anal cavity high and dry after both have been fucked royally in the ass in a living room gangbang. The same holds true for Stephanie DuValle, whose asshole resembles a basement in North Dakota after a spring rain. Anasis does the dredging.
Which segues into the Denise Peters anal scene. What other "behind-the-scenes-documentaries" about the adult industry attempt in their stilted, inept manner, this scene accomplishes by cutting to the real chase. Ron Jeremy takes Peters, and anal neophyte, step-by-step through the numbers of ass fucking. Wincingly hilarious. As is this entire feature.
Beautiful Erica Lockett is worth a gander as she gets fucked real good in the butt, and the not-so-beautiful Robert Black gets a geography lesson of girlfriend Tricia Devereaux's asshole. Hint: a funnel plays a major role, but you will get some idea what the "mystical glop" is all about.