In Munich Germany, Max plays the role of "ugly American" to the comic hilt, slaughtering the native tongue and openly ogling all the girlies. He stares at the Old World splendor of a towering downtown cathedral, offering, "I don't get it. Why don't they just tear down this old shit and put up some nice new buildings?"
Back at his hotel, Hardcore gets his hobie waxed by blonde nymph Dina Pearl, one of the best-lookin' babes Max has boffed in recent memory. Multi-position anal and d.p. (with a vibe), gaping orifii, and the oft-used "franken-steiner stovepipe" segue into an awesome, speculum-aided shot deep into Pearl's yawning clam. After yet another gape-inducing anal, Max pops his pecker into Pearl's open mouth, soon loosing a hefty load of man-milk onto her pretty face.
"They're definitely gonna charge us for the sheets," he laments. Next up, Max takes viewers on a tour of the VSDA show in Los Angeles. There he meets cute redhead Tori, who gets the conventional Hardcore workout in a decidedly unconventional locale - namely the top level of an outdoor parking garage. As she lies on her back with her ass in the air, Tori's naked, wide-open bung is a glorious sight to behold.
In Las Vegas, "personal entertainer" Allyssa Allure exchanges insults with Max as he pumps her backside. She wets her cunt with an orange vibe, then takes a hard mish-anal and throat-fuck, ending with Max's pop shot in her mouth.
One has to be impressed at the consistent level of quality in Steiner's work, particularly with this series and the new Maxed Out. Not many vids truly take viewers around the globe as these do, and though few give him credit for it, Steiner is both a knowledgable host and an assured comedian. Pre-nom this one for Best Editing and - for the first-class travelogue footage and non-stop comedy - Best Gonzo tape.