Released: Jan 01st, 1996
Running Time: 87
Director: Scotty Fox
Company: Coast To Coast Video
Cast: Laura Palmer, Sean Michaels, Shelby Stevens, Ian Daniels, Bobby Vitale, Ruby Richards, Blake Mitchell, Steve Drake, Nancy Vee
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Sean Michaels is James "Blond" in this Octopussy spoof. Hot on the trail of international assassin Electropussy (Blake Mitchell), Michaels starts a three-way with boss Steve Drake and secretary Nancy Vee. Shelby Stevens, Jordan St. James, and an uncredited Laura Palmer are a team of hit women led by Blake. St. James screws Bobby Vitale in a bubble bath, Shelby ruts with Ian Daniels poolside, Drake gets charmed by Palmer's pecs and Nancy turns out to be a mole whose tongue tunnels into Mitchell's mound.
Mitchell then nabs Michaels and accedes to his request for one final fiery fling. Throw in a tarty threesome with Jordan, Shelby, and Ruby Richards, and this occasionally funny -- with "spy" -- tingling action and Michael's fashion-plate charm -- show will not be hard to sell. Nomination-worthy Laura Palmer boxcover!