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Black Cum-On Lines

Released: Aug 01st, 1997
Running Time: 82
Director: Cool Breeze
Company: Heatwave Entertainment
Cast: Obsession, Tony Eveready, Tim (I), Lindog, Menaja Troix, Black Cherry (I)
Critical Rating: AA
Genre: Gonzo

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Critical Rating: AA

Remember the funny scene in "Airplane" where a couple of soul brothers need an interpreter? You get that same feeling at times listening to some of the performers in Black Cum-On Lines, a fifth cousin twice-removed from the more famous Pick-Up Lines series.

Besides that, we also have a study in sharp, shifting contrasts. The "cum-ons," for the most part, occur in nice outdoor settings, warm to the eye. The sex, however, is carried out in places where you wouldn't fuck a cockroach. For instance, Byron Long puts the moves on Obsession in a supermarket then tells her his place is "a little sparse." Alcatraz is a little sparse.

The girls are above-average. The sex is average. The fuck-pads are way below average. Somebody's got to raise the average.


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Menaja Troix
Tim (I)
Black Cherry (I)
Tony Eveready
Cool Breeze


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