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Black Cum-On Lines

Black Cum-On Lines

Released Aug 01st, 1997
Running Time 82
Director Cool Breeze
Company Heatwave Entertainment
Cast Menaja Troix, Obsession, Tim (I), Lindog, Black Cherry (I), Tony Eveready
Critical Rating AA
Genre Gonzo

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Remember the funny scene in "Airplane" where a couple of soul brothers need an interpreter? You get that same feeling at times listening to some of the performers in Black Cum-On Lines, a fifth cousin twice-removed from the more famous Pick-Up Lines series.

Besides that, we also have a study in sharp, shifting contrasts. The "cum-ons," for the most part, occur in nice outdoor settings, warm to the eye. The sex, however, is carried out in places where you wouldn't fuck a cockroach. For instance, Byron Long puts the moves on Obsession in a supermarket then tells her his place is "a little sparse." Alcatraz is a little sparse.

The girls are above-average. The sex is average. The fuck-pads are way below average. Somebody's got to raise the average.



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