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Gluteus to the Maximus

Released: Sep 01st, 1997
Running Time: 140
Director: Seymore Butts
Company: Seymore Butts' Home Movies
Cast: Holli Woods, Shay Sweet, Shanna McCullough, Alex Dane, Taylor Hayes, Jordan McKnight, Sean Michaels, Alyssa Love, Katie Gold, Melanie (I), Hunter (I), Tom Byron, Peter North, Ron Jeremy
Critical Rating: AAAA
Genre: Gonzo

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Critical Rating: AAAA

Only the individual viewer can judge if the fame and accolades (well-deserved, we might add) that have rained upon the unassuming li'l brow of Seymore have resulted in a shift in his subliminal axis of self-perception. In other words, has Seymore gone stark raving bonkers?

The good news is that the latest "Butts" opus is as raw and sizzling as many of his previous offerings. The somewhat less-than-inspiring news is that most viewers won't give a good morning's crap about the funky minutia of Seymore's daily existence, here depicted in almost Homeric proportions. Excruciatingly long POV shots of Seymore driving, packing boxes, fiddling with his computer, etc. are the kind of pointlessly offensive material which Congress should really be worrying about. What's next, navel lint?

On the other hand, the fur-bumping and cornholing in this release could start a brush fire! Virtually every scene is a nominations-worthy entry. The opener with Jordan Knight and Sean Michaels sets the stage, as she gobbles his unchuggable choad and takes it up her chocolate ass. However good this one-on-one is, the best is on the horizon as Peter North beds down a trio of new girls, who, when not being gored by his Northern derriere drill, are ridding atop a mechanical bronco-like toy which buzzes their g-spots. One girl falls off, spent, with the plug still up her ass!

Tom Byron is up to his swollen nuts with delicious booty by way of Shanna McCullough, Alex Dane and a fresh young thang named Alyssa Love, who drools in Pavlovian response whenever she gets to suck his cock right after it's violated the other girls' colonic cupcakes. (And she gets it well-stuck in her own gorgeous ass, too!) "Better than playing pin the tail on the fucking donkey," quips birthday boy Bryon.

Always looking to have his cake and eat it too, Byron is back in another nut-buster of a scene with Taylor and Melanie, who practically suck the tongues out of each other's skulls with feral passion while he plows them every which way.

Unfortunately, Seymore is saving his pop shot for the sequel! Now there's a fresh marketing angle. Uh, Seymore…


 

Related Content:

Seymore Butts' Home Movies
Holli Woods
Shay Sweet
Shanna McCullough
Alex Dane
Taylor Hayes
Jordan McKnight
Sean Michaels
Alyssa Love
Katie Gold
Melanie (I)
Hunter (I)
Tom Byron
Peter North
Ron Jeremy
Seymore Butts

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