Released: Sep 01st, 1997
Running Time: 85
Director: George Walker
Company: Plush Entertainment
Cast: Tony Candy, Patrick Miles, Steve Vincent, Roger Harris, Kate Falk, Holly Harper, Robert Loaf, Joana Dickens, Debby Morrow
Critical Rating: AAA
Did you know that when a German slut is getting her ass pounded like they were tearing down the Berlin wall, she moans and grunts just like an American slut?
Just like a Chevy Chase movie, there's no plot here to speak of. This flick starts off outdoors by the pool where an average-looking kraut gets both her holes inspected by guys who just happen to be there. The action then moves indoors for a decent three-way, but one that really doesn't grab you by the nuts and make you want to visit the Fatherland in search of German pootang.
However, the two ending scenes are like watching Mr. Magoo loaded on four tankards of lager driving on the Autobahn in Yugo – you know someone's gonna get fucked, and you can't wait to see the mess when it's over.