Possibly DeTroit's breakthrough feature!  previously wallowing within easy range of descriptions like "pathetic," "sad" and "awful," he's taken great strides and now must be referred to as "firmly mediocre" - at least with fat chicks.  With positive reinforcement, he may continue to search out sex-starved lipid queens and - 'gasp!' - learn to white-balance his camera.

This tape is not worth stocking unless you've got a herd of chubby-chasers slavering for blubber - but who knows?  DeTroit might get the hang of this "video thing" yet.