What could be more fun than watching a frat house full of room temperature male intellects scream stupid shit while guzzling brew from a beer bong and watching other people fuck?

While viewers may get “more frat for your fuck buck,” the frat boys certainly don’t get any fucking - and it doesn’t look like any of the pro female talent likely qualifies as “eager college beaver,” although anything’s possible.

The “Whoa Dude Edition” of this continuing series presents a parade of porn professionals (of varied degrees of notoriety) putting on a show for the college loan default crowd amidst a chaotic tableau of crude sexual observations and drunken camera angles.

There’s girl/girl pussy lapping, couch and weight bench fucking, ass banging, choking and a quotable moment in porn history. Viewers are warned that “The pooper is about to be penetrated.”

Retailing: For those who find the frat house party environment, adolescent sex comments and erratic camerawork sexy.