Released: Mar 01st, 1996
Running Time: 84
Director: Jesse Eastern
Cast: Tia (I), Peach, Captain Bob, Claudio Meloni, Danielle (I), Nick East, Paige Powers, Tony Tedeschi, Kim Kataine
Critical Rating: AA
Buttsizer has a problem. The Evil Cassandra has implanted a microchip thesaurus in his nose that emits the Buttsizer mantra: measure, worship, sashay. This sad plot line wouldn't be so noticable if the sex was good, but it never rises above lackluster. Strip, poke, squirt. Worse, the outdoor scenes have a high-pitched electronic sound that is head splitting. This one's skunked. Wait for a new keg.