Buttsizer III

Released: Mar 01st, 1996
Running Time: 84
Director: Jesse Eastern
Company: EVN
Cast: Captain Bob, Danielle (I), Paige Powers, Kim Kataine, Tia (I), Claudio Meloni, Nick East, Tony Tedeschi, Peach
Critical Rating: AA
Genre: Feature

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Reviewed Mar 01st, 1996 00:00 AM by Max Cumloudly

Critical Rating: AA

Buttsizer has a problem. The Evil Cassandra has implanted a microchip thesaurus in his nose that emits the Buttsizer mantra: measure, worship, sashay. This sad plot line wouldn't be so noticable if the sex was good, but it never rises above lackluster. Strip, poke, squirt. Worse, the outdoor scenes have a high-pitched electronic sound that is head splitting. This one's skunked. Wait for a new keg.