Released: Aug 01st, 1996
Running Time: 82
Director: Rodney Moore
Company: Nitro Productions
Cast: Emily Hill, Michelle Chan, Kyle Stone (I), Anna Malle, Gina Rome, Victoria Lee, Rodney Moore
Critical Rating: AAAA 1/2
You may have to wait to the last two minutes before you'll agree Witches Are Bitches is a good as we think it is, but the sight of London cumming on Victoria Lee's stomach, then Anna Malle licking it up in three good slurps and depositing same in Lee's mouth, and both spitting it on London's chest, pushes this tape over the AAAA barrier.
Which is not to say you won't enjoy what goes before. See, Malle and Lee are witches. You can tell because they dress in slinky black sating, and Lee's eye make-up is right out of Hammer's Horror of Dracula —buy a kinder, gentler Horror of Dracula.
Malle and Lee first try to seduce teen-looking Ashley Shye, but after getting her clothes off and stroking her a bit, she bolts, leaving the older gals to their own devices and the viewer to wonder what happened.
But "Never mind," as Ms. Litella would say. The witches decide that teen queens like that should be turned into "cock-craving sluts," and in order to do that, one of the wiccans has to be turned into a guitar. (Hey, I'm not makin' this up —and Lee's morph into the musical instrument is quite well done.) The idea is that when cute babes hear the guitar music, they'll become ravening sex friends.
But when Malle accidentally leaves the guitar by the garbage cans, and a wandering London assumes it's abandoned and picks it up, the fun really starts. For instance, Kyle Stone can't seem to get date Gina rome to put out on the couch, but when London comes over and plays a few chords, rome starts sensually stripping and stroking herself in the kitchen with a dish mop. Of course, it isn't long before Rome is jerking and tonguing both guys, fucks them on the kitchen counter, and later in bed. She takes Stone's cum in her mouth, but Malle has cursed London so that he cums from his mouth. Ew, gross! When London lends the guitar to Rodney Moore at a local coffee house, not only do Moore's chords drive waitress Michelle Chan crazy with lust, but they mightily affect secretary Emily Hill, who lays boss Rod Fontana right in front of their computer. Hill's scene is the better of the two, and includes horsie and mish anal positions and an oral cumshot.
When London returns the guitar after getting the psychic word to do so, we finally get to see natural-breasted Lee strut her stuff. This sensual babe with the weird navel tattoo not only takes London in the ass doggie-style, but camps her butt on his peg for a wild ride, culminating in the afore-mentioned cum-licking.
Though a little rough technically, this tape is well-shot, and Moore's ambient music sets the moods perfectly. And look for that finale to receive a pre-nom come awards time.