Released: Sep 01st, 1996
Running Time: 76
Director: Luca Damiano
Company: In-X-Cess International
Cast: Valentina (I), Aliona, Katia Cargo, Shalimar, Roberto Malone, Dina Pearl, Susanna Kristina, Jacqueline, Ildiko, Richard Lengin, Carol Nash, Vicky (I), Christophe Clarke, Maeva
Critical Rating: Not Yet Rated
"To fuck or not to fuck, that is the question." and so begins this bawdy version of the Bard, which is heavy on production values and nasty multi-partner sexual liaisons. Virtually every scene features anal and d.p.'s. Many times Damiano throws in more than two girls as well. It's a superior and sexy wall-to-waller.
Christophe Clarke runs amok like a perpetual hard-on, wondering whether or not he should pop the question to his girlfriend Ophelia or pop another load in the mouth of a hapless milk maid.
One scene involving a girl with her head and hands locked in stocks (getting banged from behind) caught our attention. Much of the exterior footage - of which there is quite a bit - is especially hot... on the level of a Private video with costumes.
Like his contemporaries in Europe, Damiano is content to let the costumed sexcapades carry the picture. Unintentional laughs occur when Hamlet visits his mother for advice, and the actress if half Clarke's age - just so that she can engage in a throwaway lesbian session!
This sort of silly-assed detail may not even matter to the general audience, but hey, it's our job to point it out. After all... porn, by any other name, would smell as sweet.