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To paraphrase Ecclesiastes in a way that'll surely have the ancients rolling over in their graves, let us now praise Seymore Butts, who, in the first half of this decade has amassed a body of work second to very few. And with far less accolades, we might add.
Tushy is vintage Butts, featuring prolonged but not repetitive sex scenes, superior production values and an abundance of eyeball-scalding close-ups that somehow manage to avoid the all-too-common pitfall of looking like sterile somethings from a clinical anatomy course. Call it "Butts-A-Vision."
The vid is a star vehicle for his German pal Hakan, who, shortly after being picked up by his director at L.A. International, is asked if he's ready to dive into a little good 'ol American tushy.
"What is tushy?" Hakan, sort of a kinder, gentler, younger Rocco Siffredi-like Euro-stud, asks sheepishly in his broken English. Rest assured that by the time this production wraps some two hours later, Hakan will be able to write a dissertation on the subject.
Mere minutes after departing the airport, Hakan is met by the first delegate from his official American welcoming committee, a very good-looking, very slutty brunette squirt queen who goes by the name Taren. Before he can gratefully utter, "America. What a country," our boy finds himself delivering on the box cover's guarantee that "no sphincter goes un-stretched." Missionary, doggy, reverse cowgirl, you name it, the two frenetically do the tush-hole tango again and again and again until they're both reduced to little more than panting, gasping pools of sweat.
Taren spews woman juice three times, Hakan shoots off on her kisser and then we're on to the next stop of his U.S. tour, a three-way with two more super-tarts, the small-of-stature, big-of-chest Lovette and some gutter-wench of a floozy named Markie.
The girls waste no time extending a little more American hospitality, double-teaming his seemingly always-stiff pecker and nuts and rimming his crapper. Before long, Hakan is taking turns boning each slattern's slit, then breaks out the "Wet" and greases up their shitters for the inevitable invasions. After some serious rump roasting, he hoses down both their mugs.
The latter soon submits to another extended sphincter-stretchin', followed by a surprisingly brief one on Missy's part, after which comes one of the better double pops of the year, with massive, messy amounts of nut butter raining down on both girls' visages.
Given the preceding fireworks, the fourth and final sex scene - a modest-by-comparison one-on-one between Hakan and Missy - is kinda anti-climactic. However, it does feature Missy's lovely bunghole getting the thorough drilling it so richly deserves and somehow managed to avoid in the previous scene. And besides, in many other, lesser vids, this sequence would be the high-point.
Need we say more? Stock it. And stock it big. Your clientele's gonna be all over this Tushy.