Released: May 01st, 1996
Running Time: 88
Director: Luc Wilder
Company: Totally Tasteless Video
Cast: Dave Hardman, Gidget, Mike Horner, Ariana (I), Steve Hatcher, Sahara Sands, Santino Lee
Critical Rating: AAAA
An erotic twist of the ages-old "princess-in-peril" story, featuring colorful medieval sets and an able-bodied cast. Sahara Sands portrays the beautiful Princess Gwendolyn, purveyor of both love lessons and potions. Ariana is the Wicked Queen Rowena, pissed off and (sexually) frustrated big time. Why? Because all the men of the land seeketh the Princess' fleshly delights. Gazing into her crystal ball, pulsating with hatred as she watches The Knight (Steve Hatcher) wrest about the satiny bedchamber with the Princess, she casts a spell on Sahara, turning her into a dwarf (newcomer Gidget), and throws The Knight into her black dungeon. Our poor half-pint Princess seeks the only way to reverse the horrid spell: she must find a man, true of heart, who will profess his undying love for her. Very entertaining, full of humour and great sex (especially the steamy dungeon scene with slave-driving Ariana and her anal-driving slave), this is a very un-Grimm fairytale.