Released: Mar 01st, 1996
Running Time: 137
Company: Anabolic Video
Cast: Monique DeMoan, John Stagliano, Kimberly Kyle, Tony Tedeschi, Jean-Yves, Max Steiner, Jon Dough, Chad Thomas, Mark Davis, Marc Wallice, Erika Bella, Misty Rain, Tabitha (I), Tom Byron, Vanessa Chase
Critical Rating: AAAA 1/2
Not quite the sphincters-in-spandex feature that Butt Banged Bicycle Babes is, slammin' ham on a Harley is the theme of Butt Banged Cycle Sluts, Anabolic Video's bun-blistering sequel-of-sorts.
Like the ol' ranger in "Death Valley Days," that ol' cycle slut Kimberly Kyle hosts a studs & leather-enriched showcase of anal-zen and the art of motorcycle maintencance featurettes. On the minor downside, some of the scenes tend to be accompanied by a score that falls somewhere between strident, self-mocking parody of lame '60s cycle flicks and REALLY bad Steppenwolf road anthems. (Aesthetically speaking, let's hope it's a put-on.) Rest assured, Music Appreciation 101 isn't what offers special recognition to this latest ensemble.
Half the dmeonic amusement of the opening scene is provided by hitchhiker Erika Bella struggling valiantly-at-odds to remover her lacquereed jeans before she gets down to backside business with Mark Davis and Jean-Yves. A handjob from an inverted fireman's carry position and an oil pan's view of Davis cramming Bella's ass highlight this roadside three-way.
Ass-in-the face urgency describes the coupling between Tony Tedeschi and Misty Rain which appears to be lensed out in the middle of Nowheresville. Coming from somewhere, however, Tony accomplishes a standing side-saddle Frankensteiner while negotiating a dildo in Misty's ass.
In what pretty much constititutes a rape-fantasy from subtle suggestion and the coy manner in which it's choreographed, motorist Monique Demoan (not to be confused with teh singer named Vic) finds herself at a dead end, only to be rear-ended by the barbaric horde of Jon Dough and Max Steiner. A reverse cowgirl d.p. has Monique singing an anal tune with Max doing bottom accompaniement before Dough has Demoan moaning with a standing doggie-anal. Yet another D.P. variation puts Max in Demoan's driver's seat with a barking doggie stick-shift finisher.
After a questionably lengthy busman's tour-on-wheels of Pacific Coast Highway, it's off to Buttman's PCH domicile where Tabitha pairs off with John Stagliano while Mark Davis goes into what's becoming his patented cirucs act - a waist clasping, standing 69er with Kimberly Kyle. With facefuls of goosh, the girls gleefully swap cum gum after their respective ass bangings.
Then, it's off to a cycle repair baby and one of those multi-person spinning turnstyle sexual experiences that invariably become a play-by-play commentator's nightmare to describe. In one corner, Misty Rain gets polished off by Tom Byron, Chad Thomas and Mark Wallice while Vanessa Chase is ravished by the team of Steven St. Croix and Marc Davis. Suffice to say, through the intricate network of bodies and sex acts that follow, Vanessa gets d.p.'d as the scene's highlight.
As comparisons must inevitably be drawn, dealers might note and remember that Butt Banged Bicycle Babes features once-in-a-lifetime anal chemistry which, like US. currency, is nearly impossible to duplicate. Still and all, Butt Banged Cycle Sluts, with its darker slam-bang style, comes pretty darn close and for that reason should be marketed side-by-sdie with its forebear in your anal section.