Topless Brain Surgeons

Released: May 01st, 1996
Running Time: 85
Director: Stuart Canterbury
Company: Legend Video
Cast: Dallas (I), Mike Horner, Sally Layd, J.R. Carrington, Tony Martino, Sean Ryder, Olivia (I), Lovette, Sid Deuce, Mark Wallice
Critical Rating: AA 1/2
Genre: Feature

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Try as it might, this show (heavy on production value) never really emerges as the comedy the title suggests. Expelled from brain surgery school, Sally Layd goes to work in a titty bar while Mike Horner, the lecherous dean of said school, dusts off schtick from his smarmy character repetoire as he attempts to stick his medulla into nurse J.R. Carrington's oblongata.

The sex, however, pretty much consigns itself to the ER thanks to a hematoma of cable angles and obscurely-rendered penetration shots. Titty dancers Dallas and Lovette stir the cerebellum, though.