Club Decca is apparently a place where lonely women get together, turn the music up real loud and wrap themselves in Saran Wrap. If this sounds fun, you're getting the wrong idea. There is no physical contact without gloves, sandwich wrap or condoms. This includes the dildos. We've always thought that's carrying safe sex a bit far; a thorough washing should do the trick. Even Jeanna Fine's puckered holy place can't save this sterile production.