Released: Jun 01st, 1996
Running Time: 90
Director: Christopher Alexander
Company: Anabolic Video
Cast: Dick Nasty, Mike Horner, Deborah Wells, Bobby Vitale, Alex Jordan, Bambi (I), Dave Hardman, Mark Davis, Tony Tedeschi, Others
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
What a swell(ing) tribute to the late 1992 AVN Best New Starlet, Alex Jordan! There is fascinating skydiving photography, including close-ups of Jordan in ecstasy as she parachutes into the middle of an abused chain gang being transported to a work detail. Overtaking their oppressive overseers, the prisoners greet Alex like escaped Hebrew slaves crossing the river Jordan, where they proceed to milk their honey. No opportunity for penetration is passed over as she joyfully greets these heavenly "manna" in a session as exuberant as any religious sexperience. Wallowing in the mud like a farm animal, she works her mouth and mount into orifice overdrive! An early favorite for Best Group Scene, natch.
Deborah Wells has the unenviable task of having to follow Jordan's career finale. Her bachelor party-style tease relies too much on her European cool; a definite downer. Ditto for gym babe Bambi, poor "dear." If you don't know enough to market this tape for Jordanaires, you're in the wrong business, dude.