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If You Can't Lick 'Em... Join 'Em!

Released: Sep 01st, 1996
Running Time: 87
Director: Karen Dior
Company: Bacchus Releasing
Cast: Solveigh, Eden (I), Caressa Savage, Brokke Waters, Sharon Kane
Critical Rating: AAA
Genre: Feature

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Critical Rating: AAA

This all-pussy production starts out with a bang and ends the same way.  It's what comes in between that may have you whipping out, so to speak, your fast-forward remote.  At the outset, poor Brooke Waters has just discovered to her horror that her female roommates are all rug-munchers.  "How can they be like that?" she moans.  Perhaps if she had stuck around for the opener, a frenetic tête-a-tête in a Jacuzzi between Caressa Savage, Saki St. Jermaine and one huge latex mutha, she'd understand.

The middle two scenes - separate one-on-ones - are flat by comparison.  But the vid then stages a fourth-quarter rally as Waters seeks out Savage to enlighten her as to the joys of dining on hair-pie.  Savage proves to be one hell of a tutor.


 

Related Content:

Bacchus Releasing
Brokke Waters
Solveigh
Eden (I)
Caressa Savage
Sharon Kane
Karen Dior

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