Some rather mechanical pairings combined with exceptionally uneven camerawork add up to one lame video.  Best scene is obviously a real boat ride where skipper Marc Wallice does his best to run aground the A-cup atolls of Annabell Dayne.  He whips her up a salty snack after plundering her treasure chest.

The other couplings, which can be inferred by the credits above, come as close to the tropics as the Exxon Valdez.