Released: Oct 01st, 1996
Running Time: 105
Director: Greg Dark
Company: Evil Angel
Cast: Selena (I), Roxanne Hall, Leah Martini, Wilde Oscar, T.T. Boy, Mia Ciccero, Laura Plamer, Jeremy Steele (I), Michael J. Cox, Kim Kitaine, Dawn Burning, Nick East
Critical Rating: AAAA
For the umpteenth time, Greg Dark mines his trademark anonymous-studs-in-costume bit, and for the umpteenth time -- it works. Instead of wetsuits or clown outfits, our band of studs deck themselves out in Halloween masks and black business suits, like Reservoir Dog refugees with perpetual hard-ons.
Why they're pitching chicken bones in an alley is anybody's guess. Dark takes this voodoo seriously -- maybe it's supposed to cast a spell over the viewer to accept it as art -- yet he still presents some of the horniest fur-bumping in porn.
Fully dressed, Alex Sanders emerges from a pool to 69 with Kim Kitaine, who eats his bunghole like a S'more, then snacks on his blue-veined meatroll until he burries it up her buns reverse cowgirl-style. Facials, like the Python spit in this session, and furious rump-riding are the order of the day in Snake Pit.
Selena trains two guys with Doberman hand puppets to fuck her like a bitch in heat, pinching her natural nipples until she screams 'n creams. Laura Palmer and Mia Ciccero split dinner at the oyster ranch while T.T. Boy climbs atop and sinks his tube steak in hair pie.
Need to hear more? It might be redundant, but all of it's arousing, every damned minute; only a few missing initial penetration shots and a gynecological close-up or two away from classic.