Rebecca Wild? Natural? Say what?!?  

Topper's little "truth in advertising" predicament is the least of this production's problems.  The first three scenes are real yawners, which leaves the closer, a duet between Papillon and Tatiana, as our last, best hope.  And while both brunette birds are cute and provide the best chirping of the lot, ultimately they ain't enough of an improvement over what preceded them.