Kiva's Creme A La Mode

Released: Nov 01st, 1996
Running Time: 90
Director: R D Walker
Company: Xplore Media Group
Cast: Kiva
Critical Rating: AAA
Genre: Gonzo

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Critical Rating: AAA

This "forty-plus" cum shot revue is as self-serving as the salad bar at Sizzlers. Shot with a low-grade consumer camera, and enhanced by, or should we say, futzed around with, every conceivable kind of Mickey Mouse video effect, the overall impact induces the viewer into a state of consciousness somewhere between a Green Party rally and sleep apnea.

There's no build up, no sexual tension... just shot after friggin' shot of Kiva, mouth open, as some off-camera guy jerks himself dispassionately onto her dental work. The makers are calling it art. Art, schmart - where's the heat???