Released: Sep 01st, 1995
Running Time: 83
Director: Morty Valentino
Cast: Diamond (I), Guy DiSilva, Rocko (I), Sweetie Pie, Dick Nasty, Laura Palmer, Lauren Beaty
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Fans of adult comedies will love this ambitious spoof, subtitled "The Case of the Missing Pinky." Director Morty Valentino shamelessly steals his material from the mainstream Pink Panther films. (A typical exchange of dialogue: "And so you had your face in her muff..." "I had my face in her miff???") Even though we've seen many of these gags before, they retain their appeal in this reincarnated form.
Butch Berkeley deserves a nomination for best non-sexual performance in his reprisal of his Peter Sellers' "Inspector Clousseau" role. He gets as much screen time as the sexual performers and, to his credit, carries it off so well that a Croissant sequel would be welcomed (hint).
Investigating the disappearance of porn starlet Pinky Twinkletits, Croissant interrogates all the co-stars from her last movie. The five sex scenes arise from each describing his/her alibi. Fans of playfully aggressive b.j. action (the guy grabbing the girl's head, etc.) and lots 'o cum swallowing will appreciate the plentiful oral antics. The best matchup is Guy DiSilva's crooked cock-plunging of Sweetie Pie.
My one small complaint is that China Lee, playing Kato, does not have a sex scene. (What a waste!) Stock this video heavily and recommend it as a well-executed adult slapstick comedy.