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Released: Sep 01st, 1995
Running Time: 83
Director: Mitchell Spinelli
Company: Intropics Video
Cast: Frank Towers, Amber Woods, Stacy Nichols, Kia, Valeria (I), Michael J. Cox, Cumisha Amado
Critical Rating: AAA
Form a mental image of Vince Vouyer as "Charlie Clams," spouting nonsensical "ancient Chinese sayings" while costumed in a cardboard goatee. This Charlie Chan takeoff involves a stolen fortune, a murder -- and lap dancers who smuggle pearl in their "wazoos."
Valeria's father's been murdered, and cop Opie Towers handles the case (and the dead guy's daughter), while Vince does his own dick work with Dallas D'Amour. Pearl smuggling ring honcho Michael J. Cox takes a few beats to answer a telephone; he's more proficient at threeways, gracing Amber Woods with a reverse cowgirl while Cumisha's tongue darts alternately between the two.
"This must be While Boy Day!" enthuses Alex Sanders when law school dropout-turned-lap dancer Kia seduces him with a hard mish. Alex's blue condom makes perfect sense; after all, he's playing a broad caricature of a black man.
Charlie Clams solves the case, and it's worth stocking the vid to discover how he accomplishes this feat. Pure Spinelli. Display with pride.