Compared to the latest Editor's Choice, Swing Into Spring is pretty forgettable. But stacked up against this month's dog, it's not half-bad. The "story" of a frustrated housewife who can't get her studly husband to bang her, Spring features some A-list gash, most notably gorgeous J.R. Carrington. But the sex scenes -- such as J.R.'s uninspired suck-fuck-squirt pairing with some long-haired stallion -- never catch fire.