Released: Sep 01st, 1995
Running Time: 82
Director: Mitchell Spinelli
Company: Hollywood Video
Cast: Tom Byron, Nikki Sinn, Frank Towers, Amber Woods, Whitney Wonders, Anna Malle, Kimberly Kummings, Jay Ashley
Critical Rating: AAA
Leave it to the extremely Caucasian Alex Sanders to successfully essay the role of a Chinese food delivery boy, make it funny instead of annoying, and deliver hot sex -- while still in character. He's one of the many suspects in this murder-mystery/comedy.
Adult producer Frank Towers is surrounded by assassins. He's been poisoned -- was it partner Jay Ashley? Foreign distributor Vince Vouyer? Pornstars Whitney Wonders and Kimberly Kummings? Alex? Detectives Tom Byron and Nikki sinn are hired to solve the case.
Whitney gets a bonus delivery when Alex appears on her outdoor deck for a sunlit cowgirl, coating her outsized potstickers with his sludgy MSG. Vince shows his devotion for wife Amber Woods with Tom's assistance in a three-way (and you thought roses butter a girl's cracker...); Anna Malle declares "I'm not a lesbian," proving her heterosexuality with Tom; look for fabulous foreplay tease and a smooth reverse cowgirl.
It's truly saddening that neither of them ride the anal range.
Allow A Shot In The Pants to provoke a response in yours.