Forty-something Patty Plenty and her 60-something mammaries are the only sources of heat in this spotty, amateur-quality effort. One could conceivably get off on the scenes where Plenty diddles herself to climax, and where she's reamed by some woodsman (who also hoses down her hooters). The other vignettes simply feature some truly forgettable middle-aged gash. Oh yeah, there's nothing remotely kinky about any of this. Retailers: you can do better.