Released: Nov 01st, 1995
Running Time: 102
Director: Wesley Emerson
Company: VCA Platinum Plus
Cast: Valeria (I), Tiffany Mynx, T.T. Boy, Melissa Monet, Madeline Knight, Kirsty Waay, Sindee Cox, Tom Byron
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Screenwriter Martin Brimmer (played by Nin) stars in a TV informercial for a write-your-own-porno-script kit. Brimmer demonstrates his claim that anyone can write an adult script by stringing together a series of hackneyed porno scenarios (including the tried and true sex clinic) to create a movie.
Sexual highlights: Kelly O'Dell and Madeline Knight's clam slamming match, in which their pussy lips stick together with each hit; you can almost hear the slurping noises each time they pull apart. Also, Monet's kitchen coupling with Sanders. There's always a palpable chemistry between these two performers, and Monet's suckjob is so intimate and sensual it'll give you goosebumps.
The story conceit provides a virtual motherlode of comedic material. Score another one for Brimmer, one of the most consistently original screenwriters in the business.