Released: Nov 01st, 2006
Running Time: 140
Director: Sal Genoa
Company: Anabolic Video Productions
Cast: Dana Vespoli, Michelle Maylene, Nyla Thai, Kina Kai, Veronica Lynn, Others
Critical Rating: AAA
Gimmick-related vids are hardly new, but Asians finds itself in the unenviable position of justifying "humorous" racial slurs by the sanction of its own participants. The final result only proves two things: 1. Some people will do anything for money; and 2. A dumb gimmick will never get clever with repetition.
Think about this: has a single customer ever actually asked if you carry "Asian girls in Kabuki makeup attempting to perform karate moves while teetering atop a big rock?" We thought not. Nor do we suspect your request jar is full of customers seeking "Asian girls getting boinked outside on a dirty sofa by masked misogynists; flies constantly buzzing around everyone's genitals."
Even though Genoa's babes traverse plenty of nasty d.p. territory, come interview time, they can't even recall their own threesomes with conviction. (Especially Nyla Thai's post-coital comments.) Frankly? everyone has been hotter elsewhere – under more performer-friendly circumstances.
Retailing: Collectible slipcase cover.