A new segment, with Rick Blaine getting a strap-on dong in his ass courtesy of somnambulistic Stacy Vaughn, is simply dreadful. Vince Vouyer can barely work up a dribble to unload in Tabitha Stevens' mouth.

Best sequence: an oldie with spears, slamming Chanel and popping on her belly. Horner tries his best to wring an authentic climax out of Tami Monroe, who simply appears bored. Not a feature, contrary to what the box says.