Crystal clear camera work, craftsmanlike editing and beautiful bodies wash ashore on Bare Ass Beach but unfortunately the sex never reaches tropical temperatures.  The weak story of two cheating spouses (Rebecca Wild with Buck Adams, and Cal Jammer with Rebecca Bardoux) is the loose thread that holds the pornographic patchwork together.

The fine editing enhances a Jammer/Bardoux desktop drilling (where wood may've gone soft on more than one occasion), but detracts from some of the heat and passion usually found in the Wild/Adams pairing.  (A later Adams/Wild pairing is also decent, but uncharacteristically unspectacular.)

Somehow we wind up in Hawaii, where Felecia goes down on Holly Body's "Diamondhead" both digitally and tongularly, but naturally steps aside as Tony Martino "leis" Body doggedly.  The beautiful seascape, camerwork and editing are in full swing in a Wild/Felecia shoreline she/she.  Several interesting angles catch the action of this harlot Harlequin romance.

Light on story and heat, Bare Ass Beach is heavy on fine bods and excellent production values.  You won't get heat stroke at this Beach but, at the very least, you'll get a little pink.