Johnny Luv is proud to be "Hot Body's" first redhead covergirl. She's not the only one! Your dick will stand up to salute this T&A trailblazer as she waves her patriotic ass around as if it were Old Glory at a Veterans' Day frank and bean barbecue Though her three scenes comprise the finale of this vid of nude dancing, the Aristotilian climax (at least for me) came much earlier, in the "Amateur Discoveries" segment.

Gi Gi, the winner of this segment, shows off a pair of buns so tight they can be cupped in one hand (coincidentally the USDA's recommended serving size). The heavenly pussy peeping out between those shepherding hills instantly converted me into a believer of divine plan, praying for a chance to partake of her baptismal drenching.

Runners up were Ginger, a blonde with ponderously sensual lips, percolating nipples, and again, a scurrilously perfect ass; and Dannie, a pale brunette with a pair of small but astute tits, who unfortunately keeps her stockings on throughout her sensual dance. (But I could have sworn that her asshole winked at me.)

And these are just four of the eight luscious girls on this tape, waiting to strip and tease for your pleasure. Half are all-natural, while the other half could have survived the Titanic by dint of the silicone flotation devices they harbor for emergencies. A fun, low key, erotic hour's worth of masturbatory sterno.