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The Fucking Elvises

Released: Jul 01st, 1994
Running Time: 64
Company: Glitz Video
Cast: Damien (I), Damien Crosse, Whitney Banks, Bret Singer, Zack Thomas, Michael J. Cox
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Genre: All-Sex

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Critical Rating: AAA 1/2

Long live the King of Rock 'n' Roll!

Whitney Banks serves as the cen­terpiece for this hilarious carnal outing that has her wishing Elvis were still alive so she could fuck him. Poof! One "Viva Las Vegas" era Elvis appears. "Hmm. How about two?" she muses, and Poof! a second "pork-chop" side-burned Elvis appears. Then the third, then the fourth, all clad in gold lame jumpsuits complete with short cape, pompadour hair, and snarlin' lip action. And yes, they sing — more or less. The humor-laden song adaptations are worth the price of admission alone, but fortunately, there's also some hop-pin' horizontal boppin'.

The only downside is that the tape goes on too long. Had this been a 30-minute segment, it would have easily rated a full point higher on the erotic scale, but as it stands, one gets a little tired of seeing the same groupings of two, three and four over and over again. No, there's no looping, just that "Play it again, Sam", "Once more around the park, James" kind of feel. In other words, after awhile you get the feeling that they're beating a dead horse — they wear out the gag.

Still and all, the level of imagination — and Whitney Banks' insatiable carnal appetite — makes this video worth stocking in quantity and displaying prominently.


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Glitz Video
Damien (I)
Whitney Banks
Zack Thomas
Michael J. Cox
Damien Crosse
Bret Singer


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