You'd think that taking on a stage name like Spontaneeus Xtasy might inspire a girl to live up to her moniker. (You'd also think that a title like Black Gang Bangers also might avoid blindlingly white Rick Masters and David Hardman, but a dick's a dick, we suppose.)

Starting off on a high note, our curvaceous black babe ambles into the gym rappin' and ready to pump a little ebony iron, but soon the level of spontaneity resembles a paint-by-numbers picture -- or more accurately, connect-the-dots.

Spontaneeus assumes the position (missionary or spoon) and before you can say "Lazy Susan," every guy gets his shaft sucked; each guy gets a few minutes in the bush. (You can almost hear a stopwatch off-camera.) Calculated as a tax form, she stares and moans directly into the lens in an attempt to turn the viewer on. Perhaps if there were a sincere moment of passion in the vid it may have worked. When one straggler gets ready to pop, he grunts "I'm gonna cum in your mouth!" but Spon merely shakes her head, indicating "no way, suckah" and points to the only valid repository, her tummy.

A hot performer elsewhere, this vid shows the lady at her least spontaneous, but devoted fans my want a peek anyway. Market accordingly.